I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we made out on top of his cat.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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