Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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