shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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