I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
