I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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