Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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