We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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