i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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