Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(906): View more from Michigan

Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule

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(219): View more from Indiana

I thought Christmas was going to come before I did

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(415): View more from California

I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.

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(513): View more from Ohio

woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

(513): View more from Ohio

me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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(954): View more from Florida

my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch

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(212): View more from New York

No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.

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