shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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