If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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