he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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