maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize