The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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