If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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