My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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