i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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