windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Who died my cat blue again?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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