Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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