D3 body, D1 cock
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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