90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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