so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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