Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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