its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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