i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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