just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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