I hate your face
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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