Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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