You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
even my farts smell like vagina
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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