we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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