Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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