I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we have officially lost it.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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