This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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