She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You pole danced in your parka.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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