I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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