I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dating After Heartbreak
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN