i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Barsexuality is the new black.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?