I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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