you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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