shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
