Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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