How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
please don't ironically join a cult
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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