you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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