haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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