Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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