She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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