:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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