Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He did a backflip because drugs
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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