windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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