quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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