I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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