I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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