Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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