the day after is always just damage control
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
you never un-have a 4some
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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