Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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