At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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